I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
Randomize