it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
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