I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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