Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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