U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
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