come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
I just had sex on a roof
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
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