i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
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