im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
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he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
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Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
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