Moan for me like Helen Keller
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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