One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
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Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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