I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
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Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
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Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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