i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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