so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
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shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
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I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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