i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
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Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
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Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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