I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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