i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
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