I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
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