Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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