think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
He passed out mid-signature
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
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I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
Got drunk and tried to deep fry burritos. Turns out wild turkey isn't a good replacement for vegetable oil. Nearly burned my house down.
Sober people should be as daring as drunk people more often, because honestly the fact you’ve lived so long is a sign that anything is possible.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
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...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
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