Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
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like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
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I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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