True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
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