You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
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