Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
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