just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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