He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
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All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
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Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
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