Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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