Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
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Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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