Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
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Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
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I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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