I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
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