is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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