Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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