Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
dude. I can hear the air.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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