She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
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My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
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They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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