The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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