That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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