You made me cry and you don't even care
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
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A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
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I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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