it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
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