guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
It was confusing and full of hummus
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We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
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Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
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