what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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