Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
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Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
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I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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