Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
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Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
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I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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