he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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