i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
Randomize
