He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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