Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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