none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
porn star boner night. come get it.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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