so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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