My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
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If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
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I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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