even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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