We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
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Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
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Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
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