we have officially lost it.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
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I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
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What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
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