There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
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ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
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im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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