I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
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