Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
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I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
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I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
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