Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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