I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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